WARNING: This story contains adult language, themes and disgusting Steve Bannon-like behavior. But that part is based on a supposedly true story someone once told me.

Are YOU an ALIEN? Find Out Now!

Do you feel out of place in the world? So different from others that it's like you don't belong? If so, there's a perfectly rational explanation: YOU'RE AN ALIEN! AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL FROM ANOTHER PLANET! Want proof? Take our test now!